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A spoof of a possible commemorative stamp
Reprinted from Real Fake News | Friday, August 31, 2020

USPS to release Donald Trump American Commemorative Panel
- by staff reporter A. Fred Knott


A spoof of a commemorative  stamp panel


Postmaster General Louis DeJoy proudly announced a new commemorative stamp issue today in honor of his favorite President. DeJoy noted that the honor is usually not given to a living person, but said this case is different since President Trump is already ‘dead from the neck up’.

The panel features two iconic images of the man who calls himself the ‘greatest American President since Moses’. One image is the well-known ‘effing moron’ pose in which Trump famously says “Who has two thumbs and effs up absolutely everything? This guy!” The other image is from the infamous ‘no compassion’ press conference where the President told reporters “This is how much I care about Covid deaths, believe me!”

The panel is scheduled to go on sale October 1st with 90% of the proceeds to go to the President’s legal defense fund. When asked about the ethical implications of diverting the USPS funds for Trump’s personal benefit, Atty. General William Barr responded “We do that all the time, get over it!”


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