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Rated: E · Fiction · Comedy · #2234413
Conversation between a British health inspector and supervisor at a psychiatric hospital.
"What the devil is wrong with him?"

"He has a terrible phobia of the sounds of things that aren't audible."

"What?!"

"Like the sound of ants walking on the ground, or a tree falling in a forest somewhere, or molecules colliding. You know, things like that."
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