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Rated: 18+ · Lyrics · Comedy · #2234629
Song parody of Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent. Inspired by Ryan Styles on Whose Line
"Whose Line is it Anyway" clip that inspired this parody:

https://youtu.be/c8vleC_MgMc



Well I don't know where she came from
But she sure is dumb
Keep her far away from me
And I don't know why she does it, but she sure does it lots
I hear she's gettin' it for free

Cuz she's a crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver

The first time that I saw her
I was just ten years old
I saw her with the lady next door
I watched them build her dam out of old metal pipes
And then they smoked it some more

Cuz she's a crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver

She's just a bad crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver

That shit's so dangerous, they feel no pain
She needs to ch-ch-change
You know she smokes it cuz she's going insane
She makes the grown men buy it, buy it
Taking them to bed

She has the softest fur that they stroke with their hand
That's how she's gettin' it for free
She knows just where to go
When she needs another hit
She tried to get some from me

Cuz she's a crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver
She's got it bad that beaver
Crackhead beaver

Crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver

Crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver
Crackhead beaver
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