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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Holiday · #2238656
Thanksgiving Guest of Honor
I once was a young turkey named Tom,
I was dressed for the Thanksgiving prom,
I was stuffed with wild yams,
And jalapeƱo jams,
When they ate me they passed a stink bomb.

I was an old turkey named Alice,
Both my legs were extremely callus,
My drumsticks were so hard,
Diners thought they were charred,
So they attacked the cook, with malice.

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