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A town mayor gets herself stuck in an awkward position while exploring an old castle.
Twenty-seven year old town mayor Clara Thompson was out driving with her assistant and girlfriend Emma when she , the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young woman was 5'6, 146 pounds, had beautiful light brown hair and green eyes.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a black blazer jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating, Clara noticed the ruins of an old castle and found a rather small hole in one of the walls and looking inside it, was absolutely shocked to discover that it was absolutely full of treasure including a large wooden chest full of diamonds and jewels.

Her slightly less curvaceous blond haired best friend walked over and said, "Wow, that's absolutely amazing, it's just too bad that hole is just too small for us to have a closer look at it.

The young brunette, who a determination to always be correct even when it was to her best interests said," What on earth are you talking about, I could easily fit in there, it would just be an extremely tight squeeze."

Her assistant said, "Clara, I love you but you're absolutely not fitting in there, your butt is just too big, the last thing we want is you getting yourself stuck in there, the press would have an absolutely field day.

Clara knew Emma was absolutely right but really wanted to explore the hole so decided to ignore her best friend's advice and put her own doubts about whether she would fit given the hole's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind as she then stuck her head inside the hole in the castle, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving her assistant an absolutely wonderful view of her lower half.

Emma struggled not to laugh or stare at the ridiculous sight in front of her but said to herself," Oh my god, her butt is absolutely enormous, please Clara, please don't get stuck."

The young woman looked through all the treasure and also found a blue rose and put in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank goodness only you can see me like this, I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the hole but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Clara said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of vanilla sponge cake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the castle wall and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned best friend said, "Oh my god, Clara, are you all right, please don't tell me that you're stuck?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young brunette said, "I'm fine thanks and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I expected," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the wall outside for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

Clara said, "Oh, it's just no use, Emma, you're not going to like this, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in the ruins of an old castle.

Emma placed her right hand over her face in disbelief and said, "I told you this would happen but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Emma, that really hurts, I'm not moving, put your back into it."

Her assistant replied, "I am putting my back into it, you really need to cut down on the biscuits and cakes," as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Emma said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I'll go and get help," as she then ran off as fast as she possibly could.

Clara thought about calling her wife Bernadette or her close friend Maria for help but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young brown haired mayor spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar to regain her strength then said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

Clara began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my favourite one," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young woman's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

Clara said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young brunette said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Clara had now been stuck for more than an hour and was beginning to think she might be stuck in the hole forever as passers-by just wolf whistled, laughed and took pictures but didn't even bother to ask if she needed help when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Clara's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her wife.

Bernadette, who arrived with Emma, Maria and her wife's secretary Sinead said, "Clara, you look absolutely ridiculous right now but don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Emma pulled Bernadette's waist while Maria pulled Emma's legs and Sinead pulled Maria's t-shirt.

"All right Ladies, Heave," said the thin young blond as the epic tug of war with the hole over her wife began.
The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
"I wouldn't expect it to feel nice," joked her secretary.
"Heave," said Bernadette again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I think I'm going to be yanked in half," said Clara as the hole still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
"Come on ladies, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," said her wife as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength as the sheep began pulling at the hem of Bernadette's short red dress with white polka dots.

The poor young brown haired mayor was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sinead's skirt as the epic struggle suddenly ended with a loud POP sound was suddenly.

Clara was pulled from the hole in the castle wall at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep and bird looked on.

The young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Maria.

Clara then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her blazer jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before going to have something to eat together after all their efforts.

The next day,videos, stories and pictures of the young brunette's predicament including one of everyone pulling on her appeared online as she joked," At least, my butt looks absolutely stunning," as she, Bernadette, Emma and Sinead all began laughing.

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