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Judge not lest ye be gay. |
Laurence: "Mum, Dad come into the living room for a moment. I have something to say. Mum: "What is it darling.I have to get dinner ready." Dad: "For Christ's sake what now." Laurence: "Can you both just sit down for a moment this is hard enough to do as it is.It will be impossible if you have an attitude. Mum: "Alright darling.Alright we are here.Listening. Dad: "I'm not listening.You've got 5 minutes and I'm going in to have dinner.Now get on with it." Laurence: "Okay Okay don't rush me. Dad: "You're failing school.I knew it.I spent a fortune to send you to the best school and this is how you repay me. With failure. I always thought you were a loser.But this is the limit.Well you can get a job in in the can factory.It will do you good." Laurence: "What? No I'm not failing school.I'm in the top 5% of my class." Mum: "Okay darling.Get on with it. We are listening. Laurence: "Mum you know when I was little.I used to fuss about my hair and how I looked." Mum: "Of course darling.Nothing at all wrong with that. Dad: "Can someone please get to the point.I'm hungry." Laurence: "And Dad you know how i always got sick when you wanted me to go fishing or camping." Dad: " Yes I did think that was odd. But your loss" Laurence: "Well the truth is I like boys.There I said it" Mom: "Said what? So you like boys.You do have some wonderful friends.So what.I mean Patrick is a lovely boy.Always neat and tidy.Such nice hair." Laurence: "No you don't understand I like boys.I want to go to the dance with a boy.You know Simon. We love each other." Dad: "What are you saying.Are you Gay?" Laurence: "Yes I guess that word will do.Yes I'm gay. Dad: " You bloody little Poofter Gay Faggat. I should cut your throat with a blunt razor. I can't look at you.That is it. I want you out of tis house.You've got 10 minutes to pack and leave, Get the hell out of my sight. Mum: "Maybe the doctors can give you something for it." Laurence: "No mum there's nothing g they can do." Dad: "Get the hell out of my sight." |