A one-sided conversation between mother and son
|Morning, sweetheart. Or should I say, "afternoon"?
Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me. Have a good time last night?
At the party?
What time did you come back home?
A response! Progress! Can we get an actual answer? Do you want bacon with your fry-up?
Don't look at me like that! A fry up is the best cure for a hangove- ... Don't you throw up on my new carpe- I'll get the bucket. It's alright, it's alright. I've got it.
Thanks, mum. I'll have that fry-up now.