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A young woman gets herself stuck in a pipe while retrieving her purse and needs help.
Twenty-nine year old Dominique Thompson was out walking one afternoon when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her purse flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by a bird, who flew into a rather small nearby pipe.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful long light brown hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her large breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short black skirt with black tights.

Dominque cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the pipe and stuck her hands inside the pipe but her purse was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return it to her.

The young brunette remembered that over 500 hundred dollars and her bank card were in her purse and realised that she would have to enter the pipe to retrieve it and put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then placed her bag beside the rather small brick wall the pipe was on then stuck her head inside after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Dominique said, "Wow, that was an extremely tight squeeze," as she then found the bird, who smiled at her before dropping the purse and flew away as she put it in her jacket pocket and also a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the pipe but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that big breakfast and peice of cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the pipe and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Dominique said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid pipe, I don't have time for this today," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the brick wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of sweet treats," as she then thought about calling her husband David or her best friend Lisa but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a businesswoman who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Dominique spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I know I have big boobs but I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy."

She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a cow mooing behind her and, "Oh, you're just a cow, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began to pull.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty cow, I literally just bought it last week," but still the cow continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Dominique's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the cow had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by dark blue panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young brunette said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Dominique said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Dominique's underpants," and realised that it belonged to an extremely confused Lisa.

The thin blond asked, "Dominique, you look absolutely ridiculous right now, what on earth are you doing in there,are you stuck?"

The absolutely humiliated Dominique explained the entire situation before asking for help as her best friend said, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto the young brunette's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight," said Lisa as she then called for help using her best friend's phone after being asked to do so.

David quickly arrived with his wife's close friends Anna and Sharon as everyone began laughing when they saw the young woman's barely-covered behind sticking out of the pipe.

The absolutely humiliated Dominique explained the entire situation before wondering if she should just remain stuck in the pipe because she would never live this down as her husband grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt."

Lisa pulled David's waist while Anna pulled Lisa's legs and Sharon pulled Anna's t-shirt.

"All right ladies, remember to put your backs into it, Heave," said the young man as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

The poor young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm being pulled in two," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sharon's short light blue dress with white polka dots as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Dominique was pulled from the pipe at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the bird looked on.

The now overjoyed young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends then thanked everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Anna.

Dominique then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation then went to have something to eat together after all their efforts.
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