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Rated: E · Sample · Nonsense · #2244673
A few jokey ideas. Make of them what you will
A few jokey ideas. Make of them what you will?

The early worm has a death wish.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is mad
Mad because although he can see no more than anyone else.
He smells things that are down wind.
He tastes things that are too far away.
And he hears things that make no sound.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is mad

Did you here the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper.
He prayed to Santa every day for hell on earth.
And he got what he wanted for Christmas.

Fiction next week, I promise.
Tabby's star horror

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