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Rated: E · Lyrics · Satire · #2246488
Parody of song by The Police
In line with, some doofus
No mask that I can see
He's breathing so loudly
I'm nervous as can be

Inside him, what's growing
Covid or just the flu
He's coughing, he's too close now
I don't know what to do

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

His friends are so stupid
They tell him masks are bad
Sometimes it makes me angry
Sometimes it makes me sad

Temptation, frustration
I want to slap his face
This long line, we're waiting
I'll put him in his place

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

No kids in the classroom
To learn they try and try
Zoom meetings, no boardrooms
Vaccinations! We cry

It's no use, he sees me
He starts to shake and cough
This stupid old man loves
Putin and Gorbachev

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
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