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A few jokey and musings. Make of them what you will?

A fool might tell you that it is impossible to kill an idea.
         read an analysis of a joke, and you will see that that is not true!

         Did you hear about the dyslexic American,
he thought the second amendment gave him the right to harm bears. The bear disagreed.

Its always darkest
         before you turn on the light.

She who laughs last
         should show more decorum at a funereal.

The early worm
         has a death wish.

The sea urchin is proof that God, like all practical jokers, does not have a sense of humor.
         A round creature with its anus on its top. Its mouth on the floor. And the word of God ringing in its ears for all time.
"I'll teach you to get your own back!"

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper. He prayed to Santa every day for hell on earth.
And he got what he wanted for Christmas.

In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is mad
Mad because although he can see no more than anyone else.
He smells things that are downwind.
He tastes things that are too far away.
And he hears things that make no sound.
In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man
is mad

seventeen words
deep and rich with meaning
a nonsense haiku.

the Ermintrud Eintou

Said Ermintrud
Dillon woke up hi man
Doogal thought this was very rude
Florence did not see why
Zebedee said
To bed
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