Petunia and Pete are in love, they say,
They hug and kiss and see eachother everyday.
Pete says "You are fine. I love that you are mine",
He keeps the rosy blushes on her cheeks that way.
Petunia says "Pete. Your're handsome and you're sweet!",
That way she keeps the pleased smile on her Pete.
It's puppy love, I bet,
They are eachother's pet.
Petunia's in Pete's net,
and Pete is in Petunia's pocket!
"The Writer's Cramp"