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by Norman
Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2255071
I'm having t-shirts made up
The neighborhood where I live now
Has formed a social club
Maybe I would join this group
If they met in a pub

Alas, they may be social but
They are a stuffy bunch
Who’d rather meet inside a room
And share a potluck lunch

I formed an anti-social club
The only member’s me
But I am really fine with that
I’m president, you see

We don’t have any meetings and
There aren’t any dues
There are no minutes to hand out
There isn’t any news

I’m having t-shirts made up soon
Our motto’s on the back
It says it all - Just Go Away
(They only come in black)

The nicest thing about my club
Is when we take a vote
Whatever I say becomes law
I’m captain of this boat

Now you may think that I’m a crank
And maybe that is true
But I think you are jealous ‘cause
I’m president, not you

I know you want to join this club
But that would break my rule
If I let other people in
I’d be a social fool

Well-l-l maybe we can get along
And you can join my club
Just bring your wallet with you and
Let’s head down to the pub

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