for an Express it in Eight challenge 8/10/21
|I met a man once at a bar
he was The Cat's Meow
but when I woke from drunken daze
he was nowhere to be found.
So I indulged myself in sweets and treats
just like Henson's porcine goddess
but it didn't help me, I liked the svelte me
and now I'm busting out of my bodice!
Written for: "EXPRESS IT IN EIGHT" 8/10/21
Prompts: The Cat's Meow, A Pig in a Poke
Line Count: 8
Rhyme Scheme: abcb