Slamming Cupid

A humorous take on the perennial imp

That little guy's half naked,
and he's roaming on the loose.
He's toting a deadly weapon,
possibly for evil use.

He really should be locked up,
or at least should wear some clothes.
He might be a dangerous pervert,
or an alien, who knows?

He might shoot at you or me.
Someone had better stop him.
If you see him, run and hide,
or grab a gun and pop him.

He says his name is Cupid,
but he doesn't pull a sleigh.
I wish he'd put some pants on
or just go the hell away.


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