A Gamer's Epitaph

Possible headstones inspired by Minecraft Bedrock Edition.

Here lies player one
Forgot to shear the sheep
Before the sun went to sleep

Here lies player two
Shot by a skeleton while using the loo

Here lies player three
made the Warden angry as can be

Here lies player four
Placed lava on a wooden floor

Here lies player five
They ticked off the beehive

Here lies player six
Blown up by a creeper
While trying to rhyme with six

Here lies player seven
An Iron Golem knocked them to heaven

That's The End there is no more, "Reverof!" Quoth the Enderman.