Phil the coffee loving office plant

100 word Drabble

“Hey, Bill, have you not been watering your plant?”

“You mean, Phil?”

“Okaay, if that’s his name, then yes, he’s looking a bit sad today.”

“She. Her real name’s Philomena, and she knows it’s Monday morning, that’s why she a bit droopy.”

“Yeah, I know how she feels.”

“She’ll be fine once she’s had her coffee. “

“You’re kidding.”

“No. And you just watch, once hump day’s over and the weekend approaches, she’ll be firing on all cylinders.”

“You know, Bill, now you come to mention it she’s definitely leaning toward the coffee machine.”

“It’s okay, Phil, here’s your flat white.”