New Collars for Cupid

Earn and spend

For "The Writer's Cramp" 
169 WORDS
24 LINES

"Hey, Cupid, you're a bad speller!
Now look what you've done, young feller!"

"What's the matter, aren't you satisfied?
Here's Romeo for you, and the knot will soon be tied!"

"I don't want to tie the knot
With this guy, now I'm on the spot!"

"Well, that elixir is strong
And you're saying I did something wrong?"

"Yes, it's SOUL mate, S-O-U-L
Not SOLE, as on your label!"

"So what, you've achieved the feat
Of finding the man who matches your feet!"

"I don't want a man to match my toes
He must match my heart, everyone knows!"

"Well, I can't put you on the right track
But I can give you your money back."

"I don't care about money!
I want to find my real honey!"

"I'm afraid that's too late now
This guy loves you and how!"

"Hey, Cupid, don't just fly away
At least return what I did pay!"

"You said you don't care about dollars
So I spent what you paid on new pink collars!"