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Or a likely fiendship (two fiends make friends) |
| There once was a skunk Who looked in the trunk Hoping for a piece of toast Instead, he found a little ghost He ran upstairs real quick quick To dump the trunk in the attic But the little ghost laughed gleerully This chilled skunk's spine, quite truly The ghost followed skunk downstairs And flew happily over tables and chairs Skunk said - "Please go away Or indeed I shall spray!" Ghost replied "It's so much fun My trunk unlocked by someone!" "I've been in it a hundred years Claustrophobia is the worst of my fears!" Skunk said "A whole century? Then you deserve to be free!" Ghost said - "Be friends with me And let's play together merrily!" Skunk didn't release his smell Because, truth to tell He was getting to like the ghost He was friendlier than most. So now the house is haunted Instead of foul-scented. |