title is the first line bc it cant fit

a snippet of life in a singaporean classroom of students undergoing their rebellious phase

first period in a co-ed school in which a teacher needs to retire asap

gooooood moooorning ms taaaaaaan / hey! / greet properly! / one more time / gooood moooorning ms taaaan / is this really the best you’ve got / we’ll not start lesson until you learn to greet properly / GOOD MORNING MS TAN / a very good morning indeed, pls sit down / take out your homework / the-the-the the chapter 4 fractions worksheet! / who never do pls stand up. / bethany u never do right! / remain standing for the entire lesson! / zackie chuan! / u also never do this right! / i know u owe me work! / u also stand up and remain standing for the entire lesson. / now class i’ve told yall before i dowan to waste time chazing yall for work. / huh? / yall already fawtin years old still don’t know how to hand in work and leave me CHAZING after yall. / yall watch. / by the time ptc comes by i will tell your parents what a great class you all are. / better jollywell pull up your socks and get your act together or else u see ur results and then start crying / i will not waste my time anymore on scolding all of you / deep sighs / ok jerinne u tell me your answer for question one / what do you mean u skipped / u also stand up! / mudskipper. / like this also might as well not do the homework. / skip here skip there u skip my lesson lah! / skip your exam lah! / ski- yes charlie u want to say something? / i can give you the mic and you can say ALL you want. / keep taurking. / no? / go ahead! / i will wait until u all are ready. / then i will start my lesson. / finished? / ok now let’s continoo. / where was i ah? / HUH first question only, you see? / see how slow and far behind we are from other classes? / this is what happens when you dont cooperate / this is why you need to listen to me / this is why- yes serene (selene) you see something interesting? / har? / whats that behind your book? / show me NOW. / wah very nice phone hor? / i will keep it safe for you. / dont worry / no i will return it at the end of the lesson / yes i will keep it since you cannot pay attention / no you dont come arguing with me / i already said i will keep it until the end of the lesson / you dont come against my word ah! / one more time and-









saved by the bell.
saved by the goddamn bell.