Mr. President
1. I just paid a visit To a demon in hell And when he saw me He told me well, well
To whom I should pay Honor of your visit Am I right to say It's not social, is it?
The demon and I Whom I knew before Were raised together As friends, or more
A change of luck I told, but he said Then what the fuck Do you want instead?
The president, to be Of the U.S. of A Because you can see None's better, anyway
And I want control On all world's trade And make them all Feel shitty afraid
2. "I can put you maybe In Afghanistan Where there you will be My number one man
You shall have control On opium and drugs And my man in the land Of nice Persian rugs
Because your query is a little bit odd President of the U.S. Needs approval of God"
"There is an opening Where you stand a chance To make you president Of Italy, or France
In Buckingham palace Or ten Downing street The Queen is dead, so There is a vacant seat"
3. But I asked the demon, Just for a change, A meeting with God If he could arrange
"But God is busy You know that well How about I take you For a tour in Hell?
You can watch presidents Suffering in pain Dictators and kings All who used to reign
Maybe it'll make you Change your mind And look for something Easier to find"
But I was stubborn And I told my friend You help me, or our Friendship will end
"But God is busy and Have very long queue He said, but let me See what I can do"
4. To look at presidents And kings off guard Without security Or S.S.S...guard
Was really amusing For a day or two That's when the demon Said meeting's due
5. "We knew what you Were doing on Earth How much you're evil Since day of your birth
But why are you seeking That worldly post They all, will end here Hell will be their host"
So, I said I don't want To be cast in fire And begged to grant me My worldly desire
6. Now, it's the year of Twenty, twenty one Still, I have to wait For three years more
Vote, but consider It is already done I'll be your president In twenty, twenty four
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