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Rated: E · Fiction · Fashion · #2345093

Every powerlifting association will now require the new hot item.

We call it, the Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini, sir,” the salesperson said. I have it on good authority it’s now required by Acme Powerlifting as standard attire, ever since their buyout by Chippendales.”

I’m sorry?” sputtered the heavyweight champion.

It’s now or never,” the salesperson responded, tapping her foot.

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