My favourite things

Roses with eyeballs, on skeletal stems,
Witches all waving wands tipped with gems,
Ghosts after midnight, dancing with glee,
Doing their best to scare the pants off of me.

Crackling fires with cauldrons that bubble,
Hags full of mischief, causing nothing but trouble,
Mummies a trippin', all wrapped up in rags,
Bring a smile to my face, when I start to flag.

Vampires that linger, with fangs sharp and bright,
Zombies that shuffle, all through the night,
Fog rolling in, making everyone flee,
They're all so cute, but only to me!

When the beasts howl,
When the dawn breaks,
When the sun's coming out,
I try to remember the spookiest things,
And then I don't feel so sad.

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Now, while obviously intended to be sung to the tune of 'A few of my favourite things', these alternate arrangements (AI) aren't terrible:

https://lyricsintosong.ai/music/a1aa9911-83bf-4acd-ad80-7485ece35aa1
https://lyricsintosong.ai/music/7a97e5cc-4c7e-4873-8b91-e770d69551c3