Drabble 12

Doctor, nurse or paramedic.

Good morning, ladies and gentleman," the professor announced from behind the lectern, "welcome to Human Sexuality and Reproduction 301."

"Now, we'll require a male and female model each week," she proclaimed. "Elise, you're up—"

I watched Elise, amazed — this couldn't be happening!

Time passed, Elise stayed bare.

Dr. Blahnik snapped her gloves, "John, you're up."

My heart stopped. She stalked closer, the still-dripping speculum in hand, pointed straight at—

I couldn't breathe.

"Hold him, ladies," she laughed. "This shouldn't hurt... much!"

***

An alarm blared, a nurse appeared.

"Good morning Janet," she said, "how are we today?"

I fainted. Again!



100 Words.

Edited to remove the 'it was all a dream' reveal.