Web Diary Of A Coyote: Sept 8 2025

God's positive energy asteroids crashing on everyone who reviewed my first entry.

Hey! I boomeranged back! I should just get all the spiritual meat that happened today out of the way. Daily obstacle courses. Lol. I had to get some leprechaun fetuses out of the bank to pay Aunt Kathy because shes taking me and my cousin Tyler to Kings Island in Warren County. Haven't been to Kings Island since like... 2007. So I guess you could say this should activate the embryos of the time traveling fairy. Lol. Mom wants me to leave my phone behind because she thinks I'm gonna lose it. I didn't ride on the short bus, Diane(Mother's name). Hahaha. I'm gonna try to take it with me. But that's a platinum example of what mom is like with me...
Mom spent a golden portion of the day just puking lava about dad(Jim). She gets me alone with her in the car and she just talks about how stupid and annoying my father is. It's every day on a supernatural limbo. I do prefer being with mom than dad but both of them are reasons why these absurd snake worshippers should find a cure to Alzheimer's. Lol.
I pounded the roadrunner through out the Kiwanis side of New Boston and maaaaaaan, that whole section is a biosphere of white trash inbreds. I mean all of Scioto County is like that but that part of my village is just a landfill of oni that a dumpster gave birth to. Allergic to soap but addicted to the drugs. Ghouls that will steal kids' bikes. I have pegasus wings around the skull, so I never got hypnotized.
I spent like 75% of the day, thinking about Sydney. I really wanted to crash land at the Mexican restaurant she works at TODAY but I don't wanna be bullseyed as a nuisance. Meticulous. I just like being around her more than anyone.. So, I'm doing it tomorrow. I constantly have visions of me, her and my old dog Blondie living on a farm in Heaven. Just a little side note. My dog Blondie never had a date with the Grim Reaper. Back in June, my mother gave her away to an animal shelter in Rosemount.. Certainly made my face rain... I miss the old days of when Blondie would rest on my lap or I would rub her belly. When I'd go out in the yard, she'd always wanna come out with me as my positive energy tumor. Hahaha... I do miss her. I named her after the 1980s singer of the same name. Mom is the reason why we can't have nice things... Took me a while to get over the nightmares...
It really is in the Leviathan's stomach that the people we see as mind totems are usually not completely what we idealize them to be... That was the heart attack with Marley Shelton. I loved her in a lot of films like Sandlot, Pleasantville, and Sugar and Spice. But she's an Obama lover and pukes out about how every white person is racist. Dude, you're better off not choosing a political side. Both sides are hijacked by lizards. Buuuuut that's Hellywood for ya... That shattered me. Don't you realize that we're walking on graveyards of fallen angels and Nephilim? Mermaids are literally what happens when those types of interdimensional beings have intercourse with the sea life. But I do hope Sydney is who she seems. Ya know?