Web Diary of A Coyote: Sept 17 2025

bittersweet...

Well, I boomeranged back to Casa Grande yesterday and the one and only Sydney wasn't there.. My brain is lost in the dunes with the flying saucers of Egypt. That's for sure.. I mean, I guess I shouldn't throw any transparent spears just yet since I notice that all of the female workers there tend to have schedules of gnomes with amnesia..

I like to think Sydney genuinely glides down an amethyst passage in my presence as much as I do with her. Any time I enter her atmosphere, she seems to get all giddy, eyes explode in stars, shows her canines when she smiles, and all that. Does she smile with other customers? Well yeah but it seems to be the Mona Lisa smile with the others but with me, she certainly gives birth to fireworks. And with her being a host, I notice that she has picked me a table where she was the waitress. So I assume she doesn't bullseye me to be a complete ghoul. She also laughs at like 75% of what I have to say. Well, I've noticed that when she's not talking to me or whatever. She seems to be on her own island. I've watched her from my booth and she only seems to talk to her coworkers when she has to. Very little chit chat FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN. I'm typically only in there for about 45 minutes, so I guess I'm not the most platinum judge for that. She just looks lonely when not talking to me. The wendigo takes over for a short while.

I definitely feel a metaphysical bridge to her forest chest kingdom. An energy that we both feel but we don't bring up. But I will go through the forest fire and admit that I could be wrong. Maybe she doesn't feel that energy but it seriously feels like I can feel her feelings. Classic voodoo doll at its finest. If I ever see her again, I will straight up tell her "Hey, I missed you!". If me and Sydney had a theme song, it would be "Space Age Love Song" by Flock Of Seagulls. BUUUUT I aslo feel like she's just naturally friendly as well..

I know some people are gonna fire projectiles at me and say "Cody, you just like Sydney because she's a cute girl who's nice to you". I mean... that's just a portion of it. She's not dirty litter. She loves God and Jesus. You can tell she has a heart of a cherubim. She doesn't use foul language. She doesn't have an Only Fans, which means she's not a succubus with teeth around the vagina. She doesn't have a history of drugs. She brushes her teeth. She doesn't puke out stupid terms like "BRO" or "RIZZ" a million times. She's a one in a million girl.

If we could just have a holocaust of about 80% of the humanoid population in Scioto County. That would be a paradise made out of candy from Heaven. We could have a Noah's Arc type of catastrophe. Where a dragon has diarrhea all over the area and all the heathens just end up as charred skeletons from the smoldering feces.

Also what happened yesterday, I went to the backyard apartment. Haven't crash landed back there in a while but that place is a torture chamber for little critters.. I found this Tomcat sticky pad that mom planted and a small rotting lizard corpse was stuck to it. It threw my spirit in a volcano. Very unsettling to see that.. Just imagining that dwarf reptile being trapped in the Hellish pits to where not even a Behemoth can climb out of due to this sadistic trap that my mother put there. Thats when I just threw the trap away in a trash can with water in it. So no other creature can have a brutal date with the Grim Reaper again... Disturbing buuuut it turns on the flashlight that my mother has some questionable antics... It brought out the time traveling fairies when my previous dog Blondie almost swallowed some rat poison that mom put out. I had to force my hand down Blondie's throat and pull the rat poison out to save her...

The vital organ of me going back to that haunted backyard apartment was that I wanted make a video for Cassena. She's one of my fans that's stapled to Long Island, New York that I MIGHT be seeing in the horizon. I had a lime icee and I dumped it down my pants for her birthday(nothing sexual). Her 21st birthday was today and I think it was a jack in the box from her irises.