Man School

A scammer gets into trouble

“Welcome, men. Are you tired of being lonely? Do women just ignore you or make fun of you? We have all felt that, right?”
The young men in the room murmur and nod with agreement.

“It’s time you take back your manhood! Not only will this course teach you how to get as many women as you want. But you will learn how to drive them crazy, if you know what I mean…”
A few respond with yea’s and allright’s.

“Now, I understand this course is very expensive, but it is worth it. Please pass up your envelopes with your payment and we'll get started right away.”

A beautiful woman saunters in and all the men begin to cat call and whistle as she collects the envelopes. She then approaches the man up front, takes his hand and approaches his face with hers, then wispers close to his ear. “You told me, this was just a modeling gig, not some sort of scam.”
“You’re getting paid. What do you care?” he wispered back.
“In that case I want half or you can have your girfriend do it. Oh, that’s right she left you like they always do.”
“You know what? Since you are being such a pill about it I’m not going to pay you.”

“Well in that case, you're going to get into trouble.”

He snached the envalopes from her hand and headed toward the exit. “I’m sorry I need to…to do something. I’ll be right back.”
The group bagan to murmer as he left.

She looked at the men with pitty. “I’m sorry, you got scammed.”
“Scammed? But aren't you his girlfriend?”
“No, I’m his sister.”
The room exploded all at once with angry questions.
“Hey, your hot. Can we date you?”
“No I’m married.”