It's A Pearl's World

A Petchabun boy called Pearl,
Was looking to find a new girl,
So he went to Bangkok,
And got a great shock,
When they started to twirl.

Her dress lifted up,
Revealing the cup,
That she'd used to hide,
A sight he decried,
As not a ewe, but a tup!

Still, all was not lost,
He just shouldered the cost,
Of one little prick,
And a couple of snips,
And a box, for the parts that were tossed.