Attack Of The Avocado Seed

An sea shore with an evil seed, a green god, a church and evil creatures

There, by the seaside, alongside a statue of Our Lady of Perpetual Green, towering higher than a five story building if not higher, standing erect next to a mighty church called The Unfathomable Quest, with steeples reaching majestically to the heavens and beyond the stars, twinkling in an alarming manner in their charm, waiting for answers to the next posed questions.

Undetermined, incalculable depth and breadth of meaning regarding this church by the gigantic statue on the shore, with a religious denomination yet to be assigned to it, yet to be determined, let alone disclosed to the general public, who are in need of comfort and protection from the unknown, as they all hunger, (as all congregants should) in the darkness of their homes, for a resolution to these simplest of things, as the evil grows and festers into violence born in their souls, slowly taking hold.

There in the light of day comes a new day of eternal brightness, accompanied by the sun peeking through the white clouds already rising, floating on and over the Atlantic ocean’s calm like cotton balls of quiet, soundless as they float, quiet as they go.

The glowing statue emits a pulsating emerald green light out to sea, through 2 wild burning eyes at the top, emanating a powerful signal for distant ships to see. Like a giant light house set in motion at the beginning of time as an irrevocable companion of solace blanketing the horizon with peace and love already falling into the depths, into the folding night, approaching confidently, sinking down into the blackness, collapsing on to the truth of blue.

The League of Evil evolved on these shores. Avocado bushes, shrubbery and trees were planted here five hundred years ago by their ancestors for the purpose of creating discontent, calamity, war, and revenge for their enemies, (yet to be determined, known, or named, as apathy, the lazy cousin of sin, rules.) But death was on the minds of every inhabitant born of this land of sand, time stamped long before they were conceived, and popped out of their mothers over baked wombs screaming. In some cases, even sooner than expected, many of the evil ones oozed out prematurely in their lust to kill, deliberate and demonic in their intentions. Word salads sprung up from the loins of the forbidden liberals, served as verbal vegetation mix to justify their malicious wishes as dishes of delight to those who would listen with the 2 brain cells endowed upon them by their great Creator. A thirst for blood in due course came, impossible to drink but finished in the end non the less, never to be quenched, as is the nature of lust forever and again. Amen.

Our Lady of Perpetual Green watches over the seas as a beacon of pure light, sightless, while seeking life. Keeping the peace isn’t easy when peace isn’t what you seek.

The creatures here are gray and ugly with two sharp horns atop their tiny heads, razor sharp teeth protrude, large and jagged, jut out in all directions from odious mouths of toxic breath, a stench not worth mentioning. They are beasts, small in stature, never learned to speak English, which explains a lot. These heathens are ignorance personified, sublimely gifted, steeped in the demonic dung of dumb. The League of Evil never sleep. Naturally they stink. Soap and water are the enemy. Not their thing.

Consumption of avocados causes them to be fit and healthy for glorious battle and by extension, combat to the death is refreshing. Killing is the key to longevity, helping the evil ones to maintain their edge, to grow in power, to destroy their adversaries, the depraved and those in need of a grave, which is everyone with or without a name.

Avoid this destination of abundant sand. Don’t pet the small gray things scattered about. They look friendly but looks aren’t everything. Odor counts as well. Don’t eat large seeds. They could cause nausea, constipation, bleeding or even death in all cases.

The avocado seed is an unpleasant thing for uninvited guests. Avoid at all cost. It is a weapon, (Not to be digested.) When hurled at an enemy, a person could lose an eye or two. Death by avocado is insidious. It is a seed without mercy, without remorse, a weapon of choice. It is the seed of The League of Evil which deals with strangers accordingly, be they big or small, or taste in music, which is sure to be putrid. The avocado seed might not be legal but it is lethal when employed in battle by little evil creatures with green teeth, green statue gods forever green and a church called Unfathomable Quest for some reason. We can only guess the rest.