April Fool's.

by My Sox are Empty

Rated: ASR · Short Story · Educational · #2356982

Class clown explains his prank.

"That is your April Fool's joke?"

"Yeah, got a problem with it?"

"It is a touch too much..."

"You think?"

"Calling the Principal's car in as stolen... Yeah. Too much. Do you think he will be late?"

"Depends on whether they find what I hid in his car."

"What?"

"Mary Jane."

"No!"

"Yeah, that Ferret could really affect his driving."

"How did you smuggle it out of the biology classroom?"

"Easy, I put a Beanie Baby in the cage. You know Bowsen can not see for crap."

"Wait, you called in a false stolen vehicle report, and you won't use the S-word?"

"My grandmother would shank me if she heard I was swearing."

"How is her parole application going?"

"Great. As long as she stays away from Papa, they have decided to let her out. If she gets within one hundred feet of him she goes back in. She says there is a lot she can do from a hundred feet away..."

"Bad decisions run in your family, don't they?"

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