Wally Wallerson Needs A Hearing Test

A Childrens Poem

Wally Wallerson loves his morning walk
Watching nature and stopping to talk
Breathing in Beautiful Fresh air
Letting the wind through his hair
and strolling around, without a care


Wally meets Greenkeeper Geoff

Hello Wally, have you any news
Ah Geoff, try changing the fuse
No Wally, HAVE YOU ANY NEWS
ha ha, no these are not new Shoes
Ted, please get your hearing tested"
Yes, I heard he was arrested.

Wally Meets Mrs Jones, the school principals Wife

Wally are you going to the game tonight
Yes Mrs Jones, She got a fright
Wally I don't think you got what I said
I did, you got a new shed
Please Wally get your ears checked
With your drivng no wonder it's wrecked


Wally meets Ted Turpin the turnip farmer

A Ted , I heard you were were dead
No, your mistaken that was Old Fred
I for one Wally am very well
No, I don't agree that you smell
Ted please get your ears de-waxed
I know I'm way over taxed.

Wally meets Biddy Busybody the village gossip

Oh Wally, who was that lady visiting Geoff
Not surprised he is a little Deaf
Do you think Mrs Jones Dyes her hair
Sure I'll fix your broken chair
How much did Ted Turpins new car cost
She went with Mrs Frost

Next Wally meets the Doctor