'Downtown'

'really small town

Dont' blink,
or you'll miss it,
our bustling 'downtown.'
One stop light,
four gas stations, and
eight places to eat.
Don't sneeze, or hiccup,
cause you'll miss it!
You might see the sign
'turn left for Hell'--
turn, it's fun,
and kinda sweet!

Two thousand people,
eight different churches,
at least six parades a year,
and everyone goes!
A central park, a carwash,
a handy hardware store,
a grocery, a,
a central green with gazebo and trees.
decorated for every season.
The world's best bakery
without a doubt---
and that's all there is: no need for more!