Puff Daddy Shakespearean sonnet 2

This is a Shakespearean sonnet about P. Diddy. Sean Combs

Bad boys. Bad boys. Come out and play scrabble.
Only black rapper on the radio.
Other rappers rap, and I just babble.
Hey, this Rated-G rap is crazy, yo!

Gangbanging? No. Cursing words? No. Got it?
Don't let the sun go down on your anger.
Looking for stereotypes? I'm not it.
Better a milkmaid than a gangbanger.

Just another day. What's that? What you say?
Go to prison? I'm not a gangbanger!
Go in for four years? Don't you mean four days?
That is not a gun. It's a coat hanger.

Scandal? I'm all about the kids, brother!
That braised, boiled chicken better be smothered!