Biggie Smalls Shakespearean sonnet

This is a Shakespearean Sonnet about Biggie Smalls.

I tried to buy my daughter a fish stick.
Then this idiot called the cops on me.
Told them not to be haughty and just sit.
Why won’t the policemen just let me be?

Living in the United States is hard.
Can’t walk down the street without getting killed.
That is true. And if you ask Google Bard,
Take a lot for my coffin to be filled.

Why I got to be in heaven with him?
He wasn’t even in Bad Boy with me!
He raps like he’s begging for a food tin.
And his model girlfriend’s up in a tree!

I can’t stop the shining. Baby, baby!
Will I rock the shy thing? Maybe, maybe!