Why did Saint George slayeth the Dragon.

George and the Dragon.

Why did Saint George slayeth the Dragon.


At a medieval castle
on the marge of Lake Lafarge
I stopped at Sir Ronald's ride by window
to order the feast and a mead size large

but I was stuck at the back of a Dragon,
all I could see was the Dragon’s behind.
then his stomach began to rumble,
It sounded like thunder mind.

I could hear the Knights in front of him
Complain of his fiery breath
but if they thought his fiery breath was bad
they should have pulled up their steeds
where just I had.

And that’s why I slayeth it.