Don't Do Evil Witches Especially Her #1

Dr. Phil meets a strange Witch that is destined to marry him, can he handle her?

Chapter 1 Her Naked Worshipness arrives!

I know this is completely unprofessional of me to publicize this book, but I feel compelled to warn you to stay away from Kendra. She is an evil witch and so are all the other witches that are out there as well! Deciding to "Informally" take her case was the worst mistake I ever made, and had I known that she carefully chose me to be her muse I never would have agreed to help her mental condition. Are witches really evil? Absolutely not, but it sure is fun to tease my soulmate for eternity! Anyway, let me introduce myself if I may?

My name is Phil and no, I am not the famous doctor Phil from TV, just plain old Phil, who has an interest in people, and a sincere desire to help patients cope with their mental problems in a safe Christian environment. I am a Christian counselor that received my master’s degree from a worthy credible university, I shall not name, for legal reasons, and been in practice for over 7 years now helping patients, that is. Until she came along!

I hope you understand that as a psychiatrist it is my duty to stay objective, especially to clients that are not Christian based. In my Seminary teachings we covered other faith based religions and the psychological ties people develop to their respective faiths, but when it came to this girl, she was completely different and I didn't know how to handle her when we first met!

I remember the time so well since I went to my office to finish some paperwork on new clients I obtained just before Christmas so that I could review their files, but since it took longer than anticipated, I left for an early lunch break to go to a favorite diner of mine before the lunch crowd arrived. So at precisely 10:59am on Tuesday December 21st of 2021, my destiny changed forever!

I was so happy getting an early lunch in and as I headed for my car, she came walking to me unexpectedly! Walking stark naked as she made her way to my office building and smiling from ear to ear!

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She was as happy as Jessica Rothe was in this movie clip since she was free, she was real, and she had nothing to hide! Oh, how I envied her, but I had a responsibility to protect her, little did I know she was the one protecting me!

She wasn't completely naked though, because she did have a very stereotypical witches’ hat on so I suppose I could credit her ingenuity at getting people's attention.

Fortunately for her, everyone was either in shock, in love or in disbelief at what was happening, and I told her how lucky she was that no-one called security on her. That is when she replied with her show off smile, and teasingly said:

"I'm too awesome for luck doctor Phil, ha-ha! Besides, this is the sacred day of Yule and in honor of our Father Sun's death and rebirth I came here to change your life forever!

I was bewildered but tried my best to keep my composure remembering my training in dealing with awkward situations. "That's really amazing miss, um sorry I don't know your name or what to call you?" She smiled even more when she said, "It's perfectly alright my dear, my name is Kendra, and I was sent from the great beyond to meet you!"

I don't know if this poor lady was having delusions or some type of psychotic episode, but I suggested to her that maybe we should go inside my office to get her some blankets to warm up from the cold. As we headed to my building, I had to ask her "By the way Kendra, how did you know my name?" she smiled and laughed a little, but not in a mocking way, she simply teased me by saying "Duh, because I am a witch, Phil. How else would I know your name and that you were coming out at 10:59 to get an early lunch my love?"

Oh my God! Was she stalking me? This is a red flag that compels me to call for help, but she didn't seem like an immediate threat. Other than her lack of attire, and strange conversation we were having, she seemed focused, at ease and very confident of herself, so we went inside my office, and I asked her to wait while I retrieved some blankets in our utility room for her to cover herself up.

When I returned to the office, she was dressed in a scantily clad black top tube and dress, but her hair was a little unkempt and she laughed by saying "Sorry, I'll comb my hair later lover! By the way, thanks for inviting me in, you do know that vampires and witches are not allowed to come inside unless invited by the rightful owner of the building we invade?" she said with a flirty wild look in her eye!

"No, I didn't know that Kendra, thanks for telling me, did you say you had a message for me?" she smiled some more while taking contents out of a bag I didn't notice before. "Yes Phil, you have been chosen to have a chance to listen to my story if I deem you worthy!" She stopped looking at me and began concentrating on making some kind of circle on the floor of my office break room. Being in her presence was really strange, but her unorthodox way of taking control of a situation was refreshing to see, I never had a client act this way in a first interview, but I wasn't sure if I had time to accept her case and I told her so. "I'm very honored that you are considering me to help you, but in all honesty Kendra, my clientele is filled up for next year and I don't know if I will have time for you dear, but I'm sure I can find someone for you!" My reservations of helping her didn't faze her at all, and she was good at her craft! "That's perfectly fine Phil, I just wonder? How would you feel if you missed out on a lifetime of an interview? You will never meet another person like me again, and I still haven't decided if you are the one that I need to talk to." she winked "But for now it's looking good because I am still constructing my circle, and as long as I keep working on it, you still have a chance to keep me for a while my love!"

I have to keep mental notes of this woman as I talk to her, she’s flirty, full of confidence, controlling and can't seem to take no for an answer, interesting. Since she made some strange remarks about being from the great beyond, I suppose I should check the standard questions to determine if she is rational and aware of her location “Thanks Kendra, by the way are you from San Antonio?" She was still working on her circle "No, my dear, I'm from Seattle Washington, I came to you because I saw you in a vision, but I have to ask you a few questions first!"

"Ok, that is fine what did you need to ask?"

"How far are you willing to go?"

"I'm sorry I don't think I understand your question?"

"I have seen your soul and it is hurting, but you certainly won't admit that to me, you're searching for something, and I"m right here my love, but in order to find what you are looking for you are going to have to break every rule book of your structured life. Now, my love, how far are you willing to break those rules?"

"Well rules are meant to keep us safe, and avoid danger, but sometimes we have to base our decisions on moral values as well, so it depends on the situation, Kendra, I hope that helps answer your question.

"Yes Phil, for now it does, by the way, do you like my circle I completed for you?"

"Wow that is amazing Kendra, is that poker chip candles you are using for your circle?"

"Yes, it is Phil, life is a gamble so how appropriate it is to use them. I hope you like it because we are going to start breaking some rules now if you dare. Let me clear out the inside contents of the circle first because I'm taking you to my sacred Realm. Oh, and one more thing, I'm not a traditional witch by any means! I cast a circle in front of me before I enter my sacred space, because I'm not a pure soul ha-ha, so, as we enter our circle hand in hand, we walk around it 3 times in a clockwise direction starting at the North green candle that marks our destiny. We don't enter our circle unless we have perfect love and perfect trust in our hearts my dear and if we make any mistakes along the way you are doomed!"

"Wow, Kendra, this is highly inappropriate, but I'm willing to break this rule if it can help gain your trust in me. In a way that is what psychology is all about, breaking down your walls and allowing people inside your inner circle where friends can help each other out in a safe environment!"

I'm very impressed Phil! I didn't think you would accept my test, by the way, I was just kidding about the doomed part, if we make mistakes, laughter is required my love, ha-ha, so let's have some fun and come play with me for little awhile in my realm!"

She gently reached for my hand and guided me to the "North" section of her circle where we stood just outside of it. Direction seemed to be an important part of her life and religion or so she told me and wanted me to take note of the green candle that represented the North corner of the Earth.

"As we walk around our circle times 3, I want you to look down my love and observe the candles as we walk by them. We start at the Earth Realm marked by the green candle, then head East to the Yellow candle marked by the yellow one, then South by the red flame candle and finally to the West of our blue candle. The best way to describe our journey is that we are astronauts that are returning to Earth from the great beyond of your fake world, and like a spaceship we have to orbit the Earth to pass through the barriers of the Atmosphere without burning up. Are you ready my love? I just have to bless the four corners before we attempt our entry."

"Yes, my dear, I'm ready, and as a friend I willingly step inside your world with you” I said to re-assure her.

"That is very good my love, now let me bless the 4 corners of the Earth you never seen before” She said while winking at me. I never understood why winking was such an important part of her culture, but it was enduring. I just had to say something to her before she began her ritual "You know what Kendra? You don't talk like a normal woman, and I mean that as a compliment and not a concern or insult. Your sentence structure and expressions seem to be of another time period, are you sure you're not a vampire?" she laughed and said "No" and then hissed at me, she really has a twisted sense of humor you know! ;)

"Ok, let us begin!"
"Earth, Air, Fire, Water, we open this circle in Love and Peace"
"Earth, Air, Fire, Water, we open this circle in Love and Peace"
"Earth, Air, Fire, Water, we open this circle in Love and Peace"

While she chanted her blessing, she motioned her hands very expertly and ritually pointed to the areas she was blessing as she called the 4 corners of her Earth. She told me earlier, the reason she chants her spell 3 times, or the power of 3, is for intent.

The first time she chants her spell, she is addressing the cosmos of her intent, the 2nd time she repeats her spell she is confirming her intent, and on her final chant she is acting upon her spell so mote it be! She also said by chanting 3 times it gives the practitioner of magic 3 times to back off from their magic to make sure they are using it for good. Here is an example of what she gave me: "Imagine that you are driving your car and a person cuts off in front of you nearly causing a wreck, so you yell at them and say "I hope you wreck you filthy bum! I hope you wreck you filthy bum. No, I don't hope you wreck you filthy bum, that would harm you, I just got mad that you endangered my life. You see Phil, I came to my senses before I caused magical harm to that idiot that cut me off" she said while smiling at me. "And you thought I was evil, Ha!" I'm sorry for adding to the story of a Sacred moment my potential client seems to cherish so much, but now that I have time to think about it, I wanted to add this part before I forget because what happened next was very bizarre!

"Ok my love, our sacred love nest is open!" She winked at me again, which I found amusing because she always seemed to have these subtle sexual suggestions in her sentences as a way to flirt, or maybe as a test, to see how I would react? I'm not sure which, but I will have to keep a note of this in my head if I decide to accept her case. Suddenly, she grabbed my hand, wow she has a strong firm grip but it was also soft and loving too, while she guided me to our love nest. "Look down my love as we walk outside our Earth Realm, isn't it cool how the candles play with your mind as we pass by them. She thought this to me as she said her chant, don't ask me how I know telepathy because I don't! As we walked around her circle, she began her chant times 3:

"In Peace we enter no hatred wars, In Peace we stay as we talk some more, In Peace we leave as once before, the Peace within forever more"

"In Peace we enter no hatred wars, In Peace we stay as we talk some more, In Peace we leave as once before, the Peace within forever more"

"NO! It's all wrong! You're not the one! My apologies my love, I can never see you again! By the way? Is that you sleeping on your desk?" I looked towards my desk and saw that yes I was sleeping and then she said "I'll see you tonight my love!" and when I looked back to say, "Hey I thought you said you'd never see me again!" She mysteriously vanished and there was no trace of her candles, her poker chips or church she created for us to enter! Wow, I hate magic! Note to self: Never take your eyes off a witch, or she can disappear before your very eyes, ugh! ;) Oh my God, did I just wink?

Well, when I woke up from my nap, I was actually sleeping on my desk drooling on the table I was sitting at ugh! Do you know how revolting that is? Anyway, was I dreaming or was this woman real? If so, she has mastered the power of suggestion to the people she talks to, and she is an excellent magician! I mean really, she distracted me just long enough for her to disappear when I looked away from her. I believe the term is called misdirection? Anyway, I hope I get to see this woman again but note to self: Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!