Computers Shakespearean sonnet

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This is a Shakespearean sonnet about computers.

Click that mouse, move the pointer, open file!
The computer of my dreams is at hand
And I could drag that CRT a mile!
Look, I made a new logo for my band!

Read these words, and then reflect what they mean
And then delete your old Recycling Bin!
I heard that computer is for the dean
Look, bro. Your mainsplaining is wearing thin!

Just went out and got an antivirus!
Speed up the downloads and then the uploads
Guess what! Now I have an ANTIVIRUS!
Forget that they haven't built enough roads

Don't forget AI; made for you and me!
Thank God I'm coding, not climbing some tree!
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