Pink's big tour

Pink/Mew Mew wakes up in the middle of a city of inch-tall humans. This is fine.

“She could wake up any moment now! We need to do something fast”
“I’m telling you we should tie her up! Like in that one book.”
“You’re crazy if you think that’ll work. We need to evacuate”
“Isn’t she the girl from Mew Mew Kissy Cutie? You think I can get her autograph?”
“OBVIOUSLY NOT”
“Wait, I think she’s waking up!”

“Can whoever’s in my room please go away… or at the very least stop talking.” Pink mumbled, though she already felt her sleepiness wearing off. The quiet arguing ceased right away, but she didn’t hear any movement. Ugh, maybe she forgot to lock the door.

After Susie brought her to the Dark World in the school a few days ago, she was given a room at Ralsei’s castle. Her new room was much smaller than the one at Flowery’s castle, but she appreciated it anyway. But what she couldn’t appreciate are her new annoying neighbors (*cough* Queen and Lancer *cough*).

Yawning off sleepiness, she prepared to teach whoever woke her up (read: Queen or Lancer) why they absolutely should never make that mistake again.
But when she opened her eyes…

“What the $!$!?”

…She was met with intense sunlight, which should be impossible given everything she knows about DARK Worlds. Quickly sitting up, she checked her body, which was still in the sentient Mew Mew form instead of the inanimate action figure form. So that’s another point for being in the Dark World, but then why was there such strong sunlight???

Actually, better question: why is everything around her so tiny?
Instead of waking up in her room, Pink found herself sitting in what looked to be a model city. What should’ve been her bed was actually some city park, with flattened trees and shrubs where she was laying.

Pink looked around the area, taking in the miniature houses and toy-sized figures surrounding her. Even the tallest building could only reach the top of her boots, and the little figurines around her were probably an inch tall.

“Goddammit Mew Mew, where the hell are we?!” she angrily exclaimed, unintentionally frightening the townsfolk looking up at her. The giant catgirl had yet to pay them any mind, and they dreaded facing her anger when she eventually did.

Unbeknownst to the humans, Pink wasn’t just yelling to herself. Instead she was asking her body. Ever since she fused with Mew Mew, the two of them could communicate with their thoughts.
‘I dunno, Mew~ Lets ask the cute little humans looking at us, Mew~’ Mew Mew thought, sounding way too cheery given the circumstances.

“The what?!” prompted by her body’s thoughts, Pink took a closer look at the figures scattered around her. In her tired confusion she had initially dismissed them as toys, but no! She was actually surrounded by actual tiny houses and inch-tall humans to match. Dozens of humans all nervously looking up at her!

“Err… uh…” That’s a lot of eyes on her. Well that’s awkward, especially since she’d never actually been in front of a real crowd before. And while she struggled to keep calm during interactions, she always tried to make a good first impression.

“Aww~ hello little humans! My name’s Pink, but you all can consider me: your new friend, Mew~” Recovering from her bout of confusion, Pink stood up and slipped on her Mew Mew persona. Flashing a peace sign and giving a cheeky wink, Pink was prepared for the little humans to get over their silly fear and adore her.

They didn’t.

While they were able to keep their nerves around a tired giantess, an active one seemed to be too much for them. Now that she was standing, she towered far too high into the sky, looking very much like a titan that could crush them all under her boots. And while she meant to sound friendly, her voice was overwhelmingly loud in their ears, making them flinch back more.

Just like that, any brave plans they came up with while she was sleeping went out the window.
So without listening or responding to anything Pink had to say, most people ran back inside their homes to hide. Each person praying that the catgirl would pass over them and focus on anyone else.

“Um, excuse me? I’m talking to you! It’s RUDE to ignore people when they’re talking to you!” Pink shouted, her voice rising along with her anger. And unsurprisingly, that didn’t calm them down. In fact, the threat of an angry giantess only made them move faster.

Pink watched them scurry away, fury building up with each second. How dare these pipsqueaks run from her? They should consider themselves lucky that a cute catgirl idol like herself was paying them any attention. Especially since they’re the ones that woke her up!

“Nggh… fine! You brought this to yourselves!”
Completely losing her composure, Pink stomped forward towards the houses. Her boot treads flattened cars and other objects outside, and this destruction was only the beginning. She could feel her body start to resist out of concern for the humans, but Pink wasn’t willing to give in just yet.

She tried to raise a foot to stomp one of the houses, but paused when Mew Mew started resisting more.
‘Pink, if you try to crush the houses, you could hurt someone, Mew~ Don’t you think you’re being too mean?’ Mew Mew’s voice asked, sounding like she was on the verge of tears.

“No! These twerps deserve to have their stuff crushed for being so rude! If they’re gonna treat me like an enemy instead of a friend, then I -”

“I’ll be your friend!”

“Wha?” A quiet voice from below interrupted Pink’s rant. She turned her eyes between her boots and was surprised to see one person not running away. And they were actually being nice to her?
“What did you say?”

“I'll be your friend, Mew Mew. And I’m sorry so many people are treating you like a monster (even though you technically are one). So please don’t be so mad.”
The human reached behind their back and whipped out a poster of Mew Mew, with it being nearly as big as their body. (Where were they carrying that?)
“I’m a fan of you, too. In fact, I love you, Mew Mew. Please autograph my poster of you!”

“Uh…” Pink stalled out as she wasn’t quite sure how to react to this.

‘Aww~ they're confessing their love to us, Mew~ Doki-meter MAX, Mew!’
‘WHAT?!’ After the humiliation she had to put up with last time, Pink was hoping she would never hear that phrase again. At least she talked Pink out of forcing them to date whoever filled the meter.

Pink’s body moved on its own as Mew Mew took back over, fueled with the power of love. In a fluid motion, Pink Mew Mew kneeled down and scooped the human into her hand. Before either Pink or the human could react, Mew Mew pressed her hand to her lips and gave them a big kiss.

“Mwaah~ I love you too, Mew~”
The human was in pure bliss, receiving much better treatment than even they were imagining. They loved being pressed against the soft lips of their favorite catgirl, and tried their best to hug the lips and kiss her back too.

She continued to smother the human against her lips for a few seconds before pulling her hand back.
The human smiled up at Mew Mew, expecting to see her cheered up now. But when they looked up at Mew Mew, she didn’t look as happy. In fact, tears were starting to leak out of her eyes.
“What’s wrong, Mew Mew?”

“It’s just … I want to be friends with all of you, Mew~ But everyone’s too scared” No longer able to hold back her tears, Mew Mew started sobbing. She fell to her knees as a torrent of tears poured out of her eyes. The human cupped in her hand tried to console her, but their efforts alone weren’t enough.

The people hiding in their houses listened as the giant cat girl broke down, feeling a little remorseful of their actions. They were regretting assuming the worst of her so quickly, since she apparently really did just want friends. Even though she was large enough to crush any of them with a finger, or cause a flood with her tears (which she’s doing now).

So against their better judgement, they made their ways back outside.
“Hey don’t cry.”
“We’re sorry for making you sad, catgirl.”
“Uhhh, are you going to pay for the cars you stepped on - OW, who elbowed me?”
“We’ll be your friends”
Dozens of humans returned outside, trying their best to console the crying giantess. Whether they truly meant what they were saying, or just wanted to stop her before she flooded the neighborhood, their efforts were easily able to brighten up.

“*Sniff*, you all really want to be my friend? That means the world to me, thank you, Mew~” Returning to her happiness, Mew Mew wiped the tears away from her eyes. Belatedly, she realized she still hadn’t put down the first human, and gently placed him down with the others.

“I’m sorry that we scared you all, Mew~ Sometimes Pink’s anger issues get the better of her.” Mew Mew said softly, her open and caring nature soothing the humans.
‘Who the hell are you saying has anger issues!?’ Pink’s voice rang in her head.

Mew Mew turned her attention behind her, eyeing the flattened cars Pink had left behind. As much as she wanted to play with the tiny humans, she recognized that she should probably move away from the houses to avoid more damage.

“Sorry for destroying some of your things, Mew~ I’ll relocate myself somewhere better.”
Mew Mew picked herself up, careful not to crush any of the humans gathered around her, and stepped back into the park. She daintily sat back down in the same spot she woke up, letting the humans surround her.

“Why don’t you cuties explore my body, Mew~ We can all get closer, together~”

Following Mew Mew’s request, the humans decided to approach her even more. Some approached from behind, where her pink cat tail laid on the ground. It was like a gigantic tube of soft pink fur that they could pet and ride.

A bunch of humans approached her legs, apparently wanting to get up on top. Wanting to help the humans, Pink gently scooped up some into her palms and placed them on dress. She scooped up a few more, but this time got a better idea. Feeling risque, she decided to place this handful on her breasts. She blushed as she felt them hug her there.

Mew Mew laid back as she felt all the humans on her body.

“Miss Mew Mew, could you please take off your boots?”
Pink turned her attention to the voice, and noticed a dozen or so people gathering around her boots.

“You humans want to see my feet?” Pink blushed even more, not used to such levels of intimacy.
“Well, foot rubs are another way of showing love, Mew~ Enjoy them to your hearts content~”
‘Ugghh, nooooooo those WEIRDOS don’t deserve it’ Pink moaned, but she didn’t stop Mew Mew from tugging off their boots, and letting her stirrups and feet open to the world. After placing them to the side, she stretched back out her legs.

The humans by her feet could feel the warmth emanating from them. Clearly, Mew Mew’s hadn’t taken off her boots in a long time. But despite that, they found the smell pleasant, as she has a strong floral scent.

So Mew Mew watched happily as the humans ‘explored’ her feet as well. Smelling them, climbing them, snuggling into the gap between her toes. They were really enjoying themselves, and Mew Mew was overwhelmed with euphoria as she took in all of their love.

As Mew Mew and the humans had their fun, they would neglect to realize that a certain someone couldn’t relate. Pink could only feel her anger bubbling up with each second her body got chummy with the humans. The same possessiveness that drove her to attack The Fun Gang (or whatever they’re calling themselves) was returning, full force.

But for the sake of her body’s happiness, and their bond with each other, she would put up with it. Even as the humans walked on her legs.
And treated her skirt like a hammock.
And swung on her tail.
And bounced on her breasts.
And kissed her toes-

“THAT’S IT! ALL OF YOU GET OFF OF ME THIS INSTANT!” Mew Mew Pink roared, wrestling back control of the body. Her sudden burst of fury left all the townspeople frozen in shock at the sudden 180 the catgirl just did.

“HOW DARE YOU GET SO HANDSY WITH THIS BODY! SHE’S MINE!” With little concern for the little one’s safety, Pink started shaking them off of her. The ones on her tail and dress didn’t fall far, simply landing on the grass behind her butt and to the side of her legs. Most of the ones on her breasts fell down to her dress and weren’t harmed.

At this point, Pink was through with laying down, and stood back up to assert even more authority. The humans still on her dress and by her toes tumbled to the ground as she stood, but this wasn’t the worst of it yet. Somewhat intentionally, Pink decided to stand on them, and dozens of people found themselves pinned under her warm, heavy soles.

Throughout everything some people were able to keep a hold of the fabric on Pink’s chest.
Pink glared down at them with contempt, considering swatting them off and being done with it. But she was struck with a new, even crueler idea. She swiped up the humans into her hand, easily breaking the grip they had on her shirt, and lifted them to her face.

“So you pests want to check out this body, huh? Maybe you’ll want a closer look inside…”

Wanting to draw out the suspense, Pink made sure to move slowly, being sure to give everyone time to dread the fates of those in her grip. And she took immense joy watching as the humans in her fist trembled in fear and confusion of her sudden personality shift.

The tinies in Pink’s hand wailed as they were brought closer to the catgirl’s maw. Each breath Pink took changed the air around them, with exhales carrying vapors of her saliva. They could see in terrifying detail the sharp edges of Pink’s fangs, all of them big enough to easily impale a person. And that’s assuming she wouldn’t just chew them to mush with any of her other teeth.

They didn’t have to wait long to find out, as Pink stopped stalling and dropped them into her mouth. On instinct, they started squirming, desperate for release. But all of their struggles combined weren’t enough to overcome Pink’s strength. Pink just registered their struggles as a strange new sensation. A literal handful of people all being swished around by her tongue and drenched in her saliva. She eyed the people on the ground, taking note of every face staring up at her mouth to see if she’d really swallow their friends.

The rush of power almost made her want to swallow them on the spot, but even through her anger she knew that would be going too far. She could feel her body resisting too, and it wouldn’t be worth ruining her bond with Mew Mew over this.

So after stalling for a few more seconds, she spit the humans back into her palm. She took pleasure seeing their saliva coated bodies before squeezing them back in her fist. Her glove prevented her from feeling the consequences, but the humans had to feel the drool get pressed into their bodies as they were squeezed against each other in her fist.

Pink’s attention was pulled away from those in her fist as she felt some small itches against her sole. Lifting her foot, she noticed that the people she stepped on were flattened against it, their weak struggles barely able to be registered. At first she flexed her foot in the air to try and knock some of them off, but changed her mind as she got another idea.

“Hmph, what’s wrong? Don’t like hanging out by my feet anymore? Or are you sticking around because you haven’t had enough?” Pink taunted, grinding the humans between her soles and the grass.

“Well if you all want to show your appreciation so badly, then you’ll love this: from now on, you’ll all worship me as your new Goddess!”
Pink let out a cackle, looking forward to her future in this town. Why subject herself to being friends with these pathetic humans when she could just force them to respect her? They’re all too weak to combat her, and while Mew Mew would resist at first, she’ll learn to love being worshipped as a ruler.

“AHAHAHAHA, I’ll be the Queen of this new land, and nothing’s going to stop m- ”

*BZZT*
“Oops There Is No More Power”

In a nanosecond, the entire tiny town and its inhabitants were gone. Pink found herself sitting up in her bed, in her room at Ralsei’s castle. She barely even registered whoever just spoke as her brain (and body) struggled to process what the hell just happened.

“Wha - What the HELL just happened??!?!?” Pink yelled, her anger replaced with confusion.
Taking a moment to assess the situation, Pink noticed Queen standing next to the bed and staring at her with a proud smile. And next to her was a bulky laptop with a bunch of wires leading up to…?

Pink poked at her head, and yep, there was some sort of technologically advanced helmet that she certainly wasn’t wearing last night.

“Pink Sweetie Did You Like That” Queen’s voice snapped Pink out of her observations and provided a perfect target for Pink’s growing frustrations.

“Of course I didn’t! What the hell even was that???” Pink shouted, bearing her fangs and clearly holding back against pouncing on Queen right then and there. Any normal person would fall back at the intensity, but unfortunately for Pink, most of her intensity flew over Queen’s head.

“Oh That Was Just A Simulation I Made to Match Your Ideal World” (BRO?)
“Did You Like It”
“Susie And Ralsei Noticed You Were Feeling Down And Asked Me To Help You Settle In”

While Pink was indeed sad that she’d never get to see the other flowers again, that hardly excused whatever the hell Queen just tried to do.
“And you think that gives you the right to put us in a simulation while we’re sleeping?! Where the hell did you even get those ideas?? And how did you even get into my room???”

“Do You Want The Answers In That Order”
“IDK I Thought Lightners Love VR” (LOL)
“Your Search History”
“Your Door Was Unlocked” (TRUE)

“W…WHA- wait actually I suspected I forgot to lock that- BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SEARCH HISTORY?” Pink spluttered, her fury momentarily giving way to confusion.

Ignoring the outburst, Queen just continued smiling at her. “Don’t You Remember A Few Days Ago”

– Flashback –
“Hey Pink Darling Do You Want to Use My Laptop?”

“Err, why?” Pink sweat dropped at the unprompted question from her new neighbor.

“As A Ghost Lightener, You Have Never Searched Something Up Right”
“Well Now Is Your Chance”
“Don’t Worry The Internet Definitely Works And I Will Not See What You Look Up” (LYING)

“Um, okay, thanks Queen. But why does your visor say ‘lying’?”

“Sometimes It Just Does That Okay Goodbye”
Before Pink had a chance to respond, Queen bolted out of the room, leaving her laptop behind.

‘I’ve never used the internet before either, Mew~ Could we please use it? Please please please~”
“Well I guess since she’s offering, sure.” Strangeness aside, Pink had to admit that it couldn’t hurt to try for a few minutes.

-How to be the biggest and bestest idol?
-Is Mew Mew a huge deal outside of Hometown?
-Are humans usually small fans of Mew Mew or not?
-Am I overreacting for wishing that the human who played with my emotions was a tiny insect whom I could stomp into oblivion?
-Why didn’t that human kid have a tail?

“Grrrrr, why does every search only lead to this STUPID dinosaur game? Ugh, screw this.”
‘Aww but I like the cute dinosaur, ’
– End of flashback –

“So Yeah I Read Between The Lines And Used Your Searches To Give You What You Liked” (NICE)
“Feel Free To Thank Me”

Before Pink could summon bombs to ‘thank’ (disintegrate) the infernal robot, her body jolted forward. Willed on by Mew Mew, Pink pulled Queen into a tight hug. She couldn’t even pull away as her face sank between the tall robot’s bosom.
“Thanks, Mew~ Pink and I had so much fun playing with the humans inside your simulation~ Please visit us again, Mew~” Ever the cheerful one, Mew Mew still had no issue with what they just went through, and Pink could tell that her gratitude was 100% sincere. Ugh.

“No Need To Thank Me Pink Darling I Love Helping Lightners" Queen replied happily, hugging Pink back.

“Yeah, yeah… just get outta here now.” Pink grumbled, shoving her way out of the hug.

“Okay I Am Going To Charge The Computer Good Bye”
With comedically exaggerated movements, Queen scooped up the helmet and laptop and dashed out of the room.
Pink and her body just continued sitting there, their usual morning routine now in shambles.
‘Excuse me Pink?’
“What?”
‘After Queen charges her laptop, could we do that again? Since it wasn’t real, it should be fine if we play with the tiny humans some more, Mew~ I’ll even let you eat them’
“...! …Heh. Fine, if you really want to.” Pink tried playing it off, but they both knew she wanted it too.
She was already smirking as she thought of new things she would do to the humans once she was back in the simulation.
Maybe her stay at Castle Town wouldn’t be so bad after all.