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Parody Of Elvis Presley's Heartbreak Hotel for Chuckster's Contest
Parody Of Heartbreak Hotel - grand prize winner in Chuckster 's fine contest!

Note: this was written when this website was called Stories.Com. In January 2003, the name was changed to Writing.Com, so I have updated it to say Writing where I said Stories.

No disrespect intended to the King of Rock n' Roll or his memory.


One Star Moo-Tel

Let Those Pipes SIng!

By Elkis Presley

Well, since my Bovine Bessie left me
I found a new place to dwell
It’s down at the end of Writing Street
at One Star Moo-tel

You make me moo now Bovine Bessie ,
I get low rated
I get low rated,
Watch me cry

Although I'm always writing
My port still has some room
For Bovine Bessie to come find me
and sing away my gloom

You make me moo now, Bovine Bessie
I get low rated
I get low rated
Watch me cry

Well The StoryMaster , he keeps codin',
and The StoryMistress , she so sweet,
They been so long on Writing Street
They never gonna eat beef

You make me moo now, Bovine Bessie
I get low rated
I get low rated
I could cry

Hey, if your bovine leaves you
and you got a tale to tell
Just take a walk down Writing Street
to One Star Moo-tel
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