My entry for Make us Laugh Contest Nov 02
When I awoke this morning I was not in my bed,
Somehow I had gone walkies and was now lain in the shed,
The spiders and the woodlice,all around me did bemoan,
The fact this giant stranger, last night gate-crashed their home !
Hippo's the one who writes poetry
Is it a she or is it a he ?
Another hippo would know by the tail
But I'll tell you now…….I'm not a male !