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Rated: 13+ · Letter/Memo · Comedy · #699141
twisted, socially unacceptable "get well" card...
FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS DOWN AT THE PLANT

To Stumpy, who is best re-membered,
Unlucky scum, whose arm was severed.
In our darkened hearts you linger.
If only it'd been just a finger...

Get well soon, we really need you
Your reputation, it precedes you.
We'll see you when you're feeling better
You've been picked to run the shredder!

WE MISS YOU STUMPY!!!!!


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