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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Contest · #742810
Written for Round 5 of the Third Anti-Slam Contest(Item Id:637371)
CLOWNING GLORY


Mr. Clippery Dork the new young clown,
Has joined the Royal English Circus in the town,
He licks his butt with his long pink tongue,
Then shouts from the roof at the top of his lung,

Next he throws up his arms and flips all around,
Then farts all over the ring, without any little sound,
He jumps up and down, and sings a lurid song,
"I am a cute clown, and this is my own little shlong!"

Down into his ears, he keeps a pot of wax,
Which he manages to wiggle out of his hindside cracks,
Then he mimes like there is no tomorrow,
Showing up the funny things with a totally made-up sorrow,

Half-way through his act, he asks to go to the loo,
And then he comes back with a sackful of smelly goo,
He hops, he runs, he cries, he hums,
So much he enjoys - often on stage he "comes"!

This Mr. Clippery Dork is one of his kind,
He is surely this continent's most shameless find,
I am going to the circus to see him put on his charm,
With a mask of oxygen and ear-plugs, and stay out of harm.

© Dr. Taher

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