Written for Final Round 3 of The Third Annual Anti-Slam
Dreadful damsel died
Did dirty deeds, died distraught,
Deborah's her name.
Deigned to dare the devil,
Debbie revealed her derriere
She did do her thing,
And then Debbie fell down hard,
And damaged her head -
Debo the dreadful
Died dripping blood down her butt,
Dainty damsel dead!
Do drive by her grave,
Do drop some daisies, please do,
Debs did show nice butt!
© Dr. Taher Kagalwala
The prompt was: Write 3-5 haikus, no specific theme; use alliteration as much as possible!
Note: The more you like this bad verse, the lower the star ratings you give. This is why the item rates very low. This was the fun in the "anti-Slam"!