Written for Final Round 6 of the Third Annual Anti-Slam contest (Item ID:637371)
Chips, slices - eaten them all!
Tasty, very nice!
Now it is a vice,
Always eating ... burp! glug! burp!
Stomach is bloated!
So fat are my cheeks,
I resemble the full moon,
Why eat them so much?
Can't stop eating them,
Day and night, I reach for them ...
Ugh, please pass me more!
High blood pressure no problem ...
Duh! Gonna die soon.
© Dr. Taher Kagalwala
Written for Final Round 6 of:
The Third Annual Anti-Slam, 2003
Prompt: Write 3-5 haiku on some vice. Keep it decent.