Invitation

If you can't beat them join them: s poem about casual sex

This poem needs some explaining!

Back in the day when that one song by that one group (You and I baby aren't nothing but mamals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel) Yeah, that one. When that song was on the radio a lot it annoyed the shit out of me! I was disgusted. Seeing how my disgust didn't stop it from being played, however, I remembered the famous old saying "if you can't beat them join them." I decided to write my own sex song!

Invitation
(Originally "Fuck Me or Fuck You")

You said you would
never be
there
alone with me
again
and then you said
that all
respect
hit the wall
when
you said that I
betrayed
you
and I played
you
but if your invitation still stands
I've got some demands
'cuz
I said I'm going
duck duck
goose
I wanna fuck
you
and I said I'm
open wide
ready
for slappin' hide
and I said I'm
wearin' black
way
up my crack
here
so if your invitation still stands
I've got some demands