We Dont Want To Hear About It Department

A pre-suit life that I would care to know; the people can only uncover.

To be elected
Who stands resplendent in uniform
Should not be so close together
Though the noxious behavior will
Harry the citizens almost beyond endurance
The greatest misfortune and disgrace
Occasionally someone goes berserk
Particularly noxious and unpopular
The humiliations and ignominy!
Few will live to term
Usually dying of a broken spirit
New suit, new image
To blot out the memory of his disgrace
There’ll be a spot of bother about this and will
Mobilize his frigid impersonation
Livid and confused
To mention his name precipitates an argument
His pre-suit face will emerge