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A limerick

Dirty Nellie


Nellie - on a pot she would not, but sat on a settee & pee'd

In gay abandon she kicked off her pantalon 'n proceeded to pee with glee


Then her mother espied!
Dirty Nellie! she cried!


Tsk! In went the tea & out with the pee & Nellie laughed in reply.. Oui! Oui!
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