A Mirror

Third place in Éireann Go Brách contest, Round 3.

She says:
Don't put on make-up,
You're such a natural girl!

She says:
Mousy's in fashion,
Why would you dye your hair?

She says:
Your butt is skinny,
You should put on some weight.

She says:
Your boyfriend's yummy,
What is he like in bed??


And every time I'm smiling,
She looks at me with scorn.

If my friend's eye's a mirror,
No mirrors shall I own.



Éireann Go Brách contest entry, prompt: "A (true) friend's eye is a good mirror".