Why me ?

ummmmmmmmmm........

I got on the E train at 23rd after school with my regular crew ;
Everything's going just fine and dandy ;
The train reaches Queens Plaza, makes an abrupt stop, I almost fell, but I didn't ;
I grabbed onto a pole ;
The train pulls off again ;
This time I succeed in falling ;
Everyone (including me) was laughing so hard ,our faces were turning as red as tomatoes ;
I get off the train at 71st and get on the bus
and sat in something wet ;
I get off the bus, stand under a tree, and a squirrel falls on my head...WHY ME ?! LOL