Smoke and Mirrors

a sarcastic poem about what it's like to be a non-smoker

My friends, they smoke tobacco
Cigarettes, cigars - one's even got a pipe!
But I ain't much for smoking
I'm much more into life

Whenever there's a party,
I'm the one left out
Cause I ain't much for smoking
And hell, do I feel proud!

My friends, they smoke tobacco
They drink, they laugh and sing
But I never will be with them
Cause I don't do any of these things

If I only had a thing for smoking
I know I would be dead
I wouldn't be the idiot
Who stands in corner, feeling bad
Man, would I be glad!